Pineapple belongs on Pizza. There, I said it!
It does because it is delicious! I find the arguments and truths we convince ourselves of on this topic amusing.
The things we try to ruin for other people because it doesn’t fit in line with our own views.
Pineapple is a touchy subject in certain pizza circles.
I love what I like, and what I like I think is good. What you like is none of my business. I don’t have time to argue with anyone about what I find delicious, and neither should you.
This is more of a proclamation of acceptance than it is an essay on why I love the delicious taste of that golden sunshine on my pizza slice.
Why does it matter what other people like?
Across the board, people always have different favorites and there literally is no “best” of anything.
Everything is perception. Everything can be challenged.
So do what you like, eat what you like, and be whoever the fuck you want to be.
Life is too short to argue about pineapple.